23 Funny Signs That Probably Sounded Better in Someone’s Head

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    THIS COMMUNITY PROTECTED NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH
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    You sucked in HOME ALONE 2
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    EASE 月 Alc ol: It's cheaper than therapy. Lee's Discount Liquor
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    TV onianboy Splitkitty HSSES ONNECTIO ON THIS DAY YESTERD LAST WEEK IN THIS SPOT, THIS MAN GINE ME A HANDFUL OF PELLETS. I ATE THEM AND NOW I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON. HELP ME FIND HIM I WAN MORE!! UPDATE THIS MAN GAVE ME AQUARIUM GRAVEL AND MON I HAVE DYSENTERY! HELP ME FIND HIM! Kitty PLS
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    She's tired of waiting. 220 KEYSTONE Yeah! Robbins DIAMONDS RobbinsDiamonds.com
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    51 SUNCA SERVICE 10.30 AM SUMMER $30 AM REFRAI DON'T HOARD! EVEN NOAH TOOK ONLY 2 OF EACH Rutherford Congregational Church No Matter Who You Are Or Where You Are On Your Journey, You Are Welcome Here.
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    NEED A PLUMBER? 1-844-ELLEN-4-U 1-844-35536-4-8 SATISFIED CUSTOMER OUTERONT/
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    [ بانجا EVERYONES AN ATHIEST UNTIL THEY CLOG A TOILET AT SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE
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    YOUR WIFE IS HOT... TIME TO GET YOUR A/C FIXED!™ CALL 866-4-SEASONS For bill The Right Commen Four Seasons HEATING & AIR CONDITIONING OCBS
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  • 10
    WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU READ THE TOP LINE RIGHT
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    MISS ME YET?
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    Cheezburger Image 10612544768
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    PSSST... I'm at RACERS NORTH 71 @ EXIT 157 10 MILES What are your eyes fixed upon? Let us fix our eyes on Jesus... Hebrews 12:2 DALLASBURG BAPTIST CHURCH SUNDAYS 11:00 AM BIBLE STUDY 10:00 AM • 12 MILES STRAIGHT AHEAD ON RT 227 IN WHEATLEY
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    SOUP YUM! OF THE DAY: WHISKYI
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    We get you off. Dismiss your traffic ticket at TicketBust.com US
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  • 16
    I am once again asking for you to bring in your reusable bags.
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    ALMOST THERE! EXIT 32 EAST HOURS DETROITER TRAVEL CENTER AMBEST
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    Win a FREE Ride in a Police Car just by shoplifting from this store. Lucky Winners can also get their name in the newspaper for their friends and family to see! Won't Mom be so proud? AMH 2005 Notch Novelty Co Redlands, CA
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    Don't Get a Divorce... Just Get a Bigger House Chris Clarke The Real Estate Guy ARE/MAX Hallmark Reaty Ltd 416 462 1888 chrisclarket 1203 CBS
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    It doesn't matter what I write this is Scotland the rain will wash it away oh we have food here!
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    ATTENTION PLEASE!!! SAM THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
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    NO SMOKING
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    NO PARKING NOT 5 MINUTES NOT 30 SECONDS NOT AT ALL!

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